@Elizafox @Trev Sounds like a close relative of "The best way of getting help with Linux is to troll #linux on FreeNode and claim that Linux sucks because it can't do X. An army of angry nerds will soon rush to your assistance."
(I don't remember where I first read it, so this is not a verbatim quote.)
@thor @Trev @Elizafox http://bash.org/?152037 ?