- Oh, I see what the problem is. You're using acne cream.
- I did say I had acne, didn't I?
- No, no, you don't understand. You want to use ANTI-acne cream.
- What?
- Well, unless you want more acne, that is...
- Why would anyone sell...
- Easy mistake to make for rookies.
- My doctor prescribed this!
- Well, your doctor is a quack!