As an employee:
1. Work as slow as possible
2. Never exceed your duty
3. Never engage with the upper management
4. Disregard calls for work/papers/ideas
5. Never volunteer in company activities
@Antanicus That looks suspiciously similar to a list of how to be a lazy slob at work.
@Antanicus What does it accomplish?
@thor not much, if I'm the only one acting that way. If we were all on board, it would work miracles.