GUIDE TO COMPUTER JARGON

floppy drive: driving under the influence
cloud storage: the sky
web browser: a spider
file sharing: frequently happens at the nail salon
memory stick: pencil
defragmentation: gluing things together
denial of service attack: you are getting impatient with the waiter
terminal log: a piece of wood has killed you
printer jam: typographers have formed a band
disk error: you have lumbago
shell process: an egg is hatching
kernel panic: you have run out of nuts